So here I am sitting in the office, at my very own desk, waiting for the SPECIAL EDITION newspapers to arrive. It should look pretty shnazzy because I did the layout for 5 of 8 pages. No one else is here to keep me company except for Late Show DJ on Virgin Radio UK. (It's already 12:30 at night for Beebs and Daisy.) I've been responding to e-mails and voicemails and organizing the office since lunch. And I still have a lot of stuff to take care of for the paper.

Moral of the story: It sucks when you have to start school and hit the ground running.

Real life application: I need a cold root beer, a couch, and a football game. Or perhaps a cabin up near Baker...

Liberal Interpretation: I am poor college student being overcharged by a state college and textbook companies, hence I should protest. (Curlz: "Protest?!? Where?!?")

Conservative Interpretation: I am good citizen doing my patriotic overtime and neglecting my studies.

Santa's Interpretation: Sucks to be you; I work one day a year!

Headlining story in tomorrow's newspaper: Lonely college editor goes bezerk, smashes eMAC (This of course would be untrue and would offend some student going to Evergreen, thus causing some other media man to resign due to embarassment.)

Napoleon Dynamite's two cents: Heck Yes!

Now where was I....
Isaac